And nothing else matters
Possibly my favourite words could be "potato" and "metal". Metal potatoes.

abnormal-fallen-angel:

highlyfunctioningsociopathat221b:

If we didn’t have these I’d have no idea what day it is

How to tell what day it is without school.

(vía call-me-punkscum)

unclefather:

alittlehartosexual:

This, ladies and gentlemen, is pure sexism in everyday society.

This is whoreable 

(Fuente: harmaleizer, vía call-me-punkscum)

catsandwich:

catsandwich:

OH IM SORRY MOM DID THE MIDDLE OF MY SENTENCE INTERRUPT THE BEGINNING OF YOURS?!?!!?/1/!?!?1/!/1?

i told my mom that this post started gaining me followers when i first posted it and she got really mad because she was offended and she actually interrupted me to tell me how rude it was 

(vía call-me-punkscum)

perfectlydreadful:

White People: The Middle East is so barbaric. They’ll cut off a person’s hand just for stealing!

White People when an unarmed black kid is murdered by police in America: Yeah, but he shoplifted some cigarillos, so…

(vía call-me-punkscum)

poppunkfunk:

I’m in this weird stage where I don’t really like myself, but I don’t really care anymore

(vía perks-of-being-chinese)

makotacobell:

i am safe and ready for the sex

(vía call-me-punkscum)

transhumanisticpanspermia:

kijikun:

ollivander:

DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.

Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses?

SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN YOU PURRS AND LOVERUBS

(Fuente: arvidabystrom, vía funeralofyourmind)

a-weapon-of-mass-seduction:

Natalie Dormer at the 2014 Emmy Awards

(vía bestrafemich21)